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These are some lies we made up about Lakeland.
Socrates has repeatedly been perceived hanging in the air like a balloon in Lakeland.
A gentleman's body with the head of a sheep is repeatedly seen in a clothing store in the Lakeland neighborhood. One thing is for certain, this is an unlikable ghost that is rather not messed with.
A womanly character has been said to have been witnessed on one or two instances ascending out from a manhole on a Lakeland avenue before dawn.
An alien from deep space can regularly be observed ascending out of South Bear Branch soaked in slime in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader can be seen time and again bass fishing from the water's edge of Anglers Lake on a dark night.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft has now and then been observed smoking a cigar in the middle of Lake Drain.
An extremely large weasel is from time to time distinguished burying a body by a sizeable rock in Adair Park at midnight.
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phantom of a man gripping a sword has been spotted on many occasions snooping in mailboxes late at night in Lakeland. It has been said that this specific ghost takes pleasure in scaring people who have the guts to disrupt the peace in Lakeland.
A gigantic panda can every now and then be distinguished sobbing near Hillsborough River State Park.
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spirit of a woman with numbers etched into her back was seen playing a harmonica in a Lakeland residence. When the ghost was observed it vanished into the air. According to what the local residents claim, this ghost loves terrifying foolhardy people who come trying to locate ghosts in Lakeland.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves came into view in a Lakeland secondary school after midnight pacing the corridors.
A giant cow was noticed in a mirror in a Lakeland building; the phantom was only noticeable in the mirror.
A giant koala emerged looking for a photo beside a parked Dodge in a Lakeland parking lot in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a female with a switchblade in her heart was distinguished frightening folks very late at night on a sidewalk in Lakeland. The phantom was consumed by the night after being spotted. Folks who have observed this ghost assert this ghost can be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Lakeland long ago.
A giant aardvark was noticed resting at a table in a Lakeland
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Ghost Sightings From Lakeland
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Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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