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These are some lies we made up about Lake Helen.
A Pteranodon is frequently seen pointing at the viewer in Blake Park before sunrise.
The phantom of a bum is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of occasions standing by a wild road near Lake Helen. Residents here who have spotted this ghost argue this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long forgotten Lake Helen person who lived here.
An alien from outer space can frequently be distinguished mounted on a low rider on a shady road in close proximity to Lake Helen.
An enormous platypus can be observed frequently in a Lake Helen house.
Cinderella has every now and then been seen marching along a desolate road near Lake Helen.
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Helen
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Helen
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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