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These are some lies we made up about Lake City.
A colossal dugong is now and then noticed having a seat in a beanbag in a building in Lake City.
A gigantic bear is rumored to have been noticed on numerous instances reading a newspaper under a lamppost in Lake City.
A big menacing ogre can now and then be noticed trying to locate a man down at the shore at Lake Jeffery.
A decapitated gentleman was perceived rummaging around in the fridge in the kitchen of a Lake City mobile home very late at night. Scared by the observers the phantom fled into the night.
A space man appeared by Cannon Creek yelling.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer was observed sitting at a coffee table in a Lake City home.
A lady with her left arm and right leg separated became visible struggling to grip something by Big Prairie. When perceived the spirit moved toward the eye witness who then escaped. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is that of a local resident who had a house here in Lake
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City some time ago. In any event, it without a doubt is a bloodcurdling spirit that is preferably not upset.
An enormous squirrel was witnessed in a deserted spot in the neighborhood of Lake City.
A military outfit wandering around without a body in it was seen dispatching a container at a Lake City post office. There are further accounts
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involving this ghost in the neighborhood.
The ghost of a civil war soldier is repeatedly perceived looking creepy in Devil's Millhopper State Park by the ranger station.
A space man from planet Neptune is known to have been observed on frequent occasions slurping gas from a gas pump at a refueling station in Lake City.
A gigantic goat can regularly be observed articulating into the thin air as if someone besides was in attendance.
The ghost of a guy having demonic signs carved into his cheek has every so often been noticed staring through flat windows in Lake City on a dark night. According to what the locals say, this spirit likes frightening foolhardy people who dare to disrupt the serenity in Lake City.
The ghost of a dreadfully mangled hunter dragging a dead cougar is sometimes made out watching shows in a Lake City living room in the early morning hours before sunrise. Scores of folks who live here declare this phantom takes pleasure in terrifying people who come looking for phantoms in Lake City.
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alien from another galaxy is rumored to have been made out on a few instances going through trash cans on a Lake City lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Lake City
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Ghost Sightings From Lake City
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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