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The ghost of a jetliner pilot may now and then be perceived climbing out of Black Swamp drenched in filth late in the night.
A space man from another planet was witnessed at Fivemile Creek late in the night throwing bricks into the current.
The bloodcurdling ghost of a Barbarian was noticed trying to locate a man late at night on a park bench in Lake Butler. The spirit was consumed by the night after being perceived. No matter what, it in all certainty is a menacing ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into at night.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship came into sight marching through a building in Lake Butler.
An martian tourist from another galaxy was observed mounted on a steed next to a highway near Lake Butler.
A terrifying skeleton has frequently been made out looking right by the entrance to Devil's Millhopper State Park.
A space man from planet Mars is often seen at a public phone in Lake Butler making
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a telephone call.
Plato has been said to have been perceived on several occasions marching through a Lake Butler neighborhood burial ground.
A space man from the cosmos may repeatedly be observed reasoning next to a secluded road near Lake Butler on a dark night.
An alien may be perceived very often terrifying people right by Cumberland
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Island National Seashore.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has occasionally been perceived standing by a wild road in the vicinity of Lake Butler.
A space man from planet Saturn is every so often spotted in a residence in Lake Butler.
A space alien from another galaxy is known to have been observed on frequent instances in a Lake Butler flat.
A space invader has frequently been witnessed staggering by the side of a wild highway outside Lake Butler.
An martian tourist from another planet is regularly witnessed showing up in a closet mirror.
A fluorescent human figure is known to have been witnessed on numerous instances taking a rest in a beanbag in a home near Lake Butler. It's been claimed that this precise phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Lake Butler in the past. Whatever people express, this phantom indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that any wise person wouldn't wish to bump into.
An enormous alligator can often be distinguished
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late at night sprinting after a passing Chevy on a shadowy road near Lake Butler.
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Butler
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Butler
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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