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A gargantuan raccoon is frequently distinguished walking in the middle of a deserted highway close to Jacksonville.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady is known to have been perceived on numerous instances emerging in a mirror. One thing is for sure, this is an unfriendly ghost that is preferably not messed with.
The phantom of a young lady dressed as a house keeper may often be spotted at night following a passing Nissan on a gloomy road in close proximity to Jacksonville. In any case, it undeniably is a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't want to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien tourist from the cosmos may be noticed very often in the backseat of a Pontiac by the driver observing the ghost in his rear view mirror late in the night.
The ghost of a homeless guy is now and then made out by an old man fishing by a lake close to Jacksonville.
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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