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These are some lies we made up about Jacksonville.
A lady with her legs sliced off has been said to have been spotted on a few occasions burying a corpse by a large boulder in Arques Park at night. According to the folks who live here, this spirit is the undead spirit of a long departed Jacksonville resident.
An extraterrestrial may sometimes be witnessed by Big Fishweir Creek downing root beer.
A gargantuan warthog has frequently been perceived on the apex of Ortega Hills before sunrise viewing the scenery.
An armed forces outfit staggering about devoid of a body in it has supposedly been seen on a handful of instances at a pay phone in Jacksonville making a phone call.
The spirit of a terribly charred female can frequently be observed marching through a Jacksonville vicinity burial ground.
The ghost of a train driver may be observed over and over again hanging out in a deserted farmhouse in Jacksonville.
The ghost of a terribly mangled huntsman hauling a dead coyote has sometimes
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been perceived by Bulls Bay yelling.
The ghost of a youthful female with a wire around her neck is sometimes noticed late at night conducting a guided visit of Black Point to a cluster of ghosts. Loads of residents say this spirit is that of a local resident who settled here in Jacksonville some decades ago.
An enormously creepy phantom
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may once in a while be spotted in a canoe on Marco Lake attempting to grasp something.
The spirit of an aged prospector with a sizeable beard and a wooden left leg was noticed beside the water at Hendricks Point pondering. The ghost didn't appear to be troubled by the observers.
The ghost of a waitress came into view standing by a deserted highway close to Jacksonville. When the phantom was seen it faded away into the night. Locals allege that this spirit loves scaring unwise people who dare to upset the tranquility in Jacksonville.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy showed up mounted on a scooter on a shadowy highway near Jacksonville.
A space man from the cosmos was perceived turning toward the bystander in Castillo De San Marcos National Monument right by the ranger station.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was distinguished looking angrily at the witness by Anastasia State Recreation Area.
The phantom of an old Indian chief has often been distinguished
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in a building in Jacksonville. A local resident alleges that this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying people who come trying to find ghosts in Jacksonville. Whatever people verbalize, this ghost sure is terrifying; one that should be let alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Jacksonville
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Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
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