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These are some lies we made up about Inglis.
The ghost of a destitute gentleman has every now and then been made out mounted on a donkey alongside a highway in the neighborhood of Inglis. Locals who have spotted this spirit argue this spirit is that of a local person who existed here in Inglis a long time ago.
A bloodcurdling being is sometimes seen in the center of Bullfrog Creek going nuts.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system is known to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions strolling through a trailer in the neighborhood of Inglis.
The spirit of a steel-miner may occasionally be noticed in Gulf Hammock Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours before sunrise pulling a body across the ground.
A woman with a moderately see-through body has frequently been perceived creeping out of Beetree Slough covered in mud at midnight. Locals say that this phantom likes frightening unwise folks who are bold enough to disrupt the tranquility in Inglis.
The martian captain
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of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is repeatedly made out near Big Spring around midnight gobbling a carrot.
An extremely large snake has been observed on one or two instances at a pay phone in Inglis talking on the phone.
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Ghost Sightings From Inglis
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Ghost Sightings From Inglis
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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