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These are some lies we made up about Hernando.
A sphinx is occasionally distinguished at night hurrying after a passing vehicle on a gloomy highway near Hernando.
A colossal salamander has allegedly been noticed on one or two occasions covering a dead body by a big boulder in McDermid Drive in the early morning hours.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO may now and then be observed in the backseat of a truck by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in her rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien from Jupiter has repeatedly been perceived near the water at Point Lonesome turning toward the observer.
A space alien from outer space has been distinguished on a handful of instances cutting grass in the back garden of a trailer in Hernando.
A space man can regularly be observed floating along on Gum Slough before sunrise.
The ghost of a severely burned female may be distinguished over and over again by a lady hunting in a forest outside Hernando. Nonetheless, it without
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a doubt is a bloodcurdling ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A big terrifying monster has sometimes been witnessed mounding stones outside the entrance to Crystal River Archaeological State Park.
A gigantic tapir is from time to time made out seated on the floor in a flat in Hernando.
The extraterrestrial
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crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can once in a while be spotted trying to locate a photo underneath a lamppost in Hernando.
An martian voyager from outer space was distinguished walking from mobile home to mobile home before sunrise on a Hernando residential road.
Ludwig van Beethoven emerged browsing through the fridge in the kitchen of a Hernando house in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien from outer space was perceived sitting at the kitchen counter in a Hernando mobile home.
An alien appeared in a wild place next to Hernando.
A colossal hamster was perceived hovering alongside a shadowy road near Hernando.
An enormous cougar was spotted sending a box at a Hernando post office.
Snow White has repeatedly been spotted sipping fuel from a gas pump at a fuel station in Hernando.
The spirit of a guy with satanic symbols etched into his forehead is repeatedly distinguished walking a Collie at night on a gloomy Hernando lane. Folks argue that this ghost could
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be the spirit of a local who died here in Hernando many years ago. In any event, this phantom undoubtedly is scary; one that should be shunned.
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Ghost Sightings From Hernando
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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