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These are some lies we made up about Havana.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a big mustache and a wooden right leg is often witnessed at Attapulgus Creek very late at night chucking bricks into the flowing water. Regardless of what people utter, this phantom indisputably is scary; one that any normal person would not want to meet.
A massive mongoose may often be witnessed at Dubarco South Lake Dam late at night taking pleasure in the surroundings.
An enormous moose has occasionally been spotted in the early morning hours before sunrise checking out Pine Bluff.
The phantom of an aged lady grasping a handgun is occasionally observed in Old Bainbridge County Park late in the night sobbing.
The ghost of a flight attendant is known to have been witnessed on a few instances walking a Sheepdog at the stroke of midnight on a dark Havana road.
Nicolaus Copernicus can from time to time be made out watching movies in a Havana living room late at night.
A giant walrus has regularly been
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observed searching through garbage container on a Havana avenue.
A gargantuan opossum is often observed attempting to grab something near the entrance to Alfred B. Maclay Gardens State Park.
The phantom of an aged cleaning lady has allegedly been noticed on many instances on a Havana residential street in the early morning hours. One
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thing is for sure, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An ET from another world can often be observed floating in the air like a cloud in Havana.
An Icthyosaurus may be noticed very frequently looking at an old woman sleeping on a mattress in a mobile home in Havana.
An extremely large panther has once in a while been observed in a supermarket in the Havana vicinity.
The ghost of a youthful lady clothed as a house keeper is occasionally made out trying on clothes in a Havana apartment. If you listen to what the locals say, this ghost likes startling people who are courageous enough to disrupt the serenity in Havana.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy can from time to time be observed climbing out from a storm drain on a Havana avenue in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Rapunzel was witnessed snooping in mailboxes before sunrise in Havana.
A giant ram emerged in a Havana highschool around midnight wandering the corridors.
A huge rabbit came into
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view in a flat near Havana.
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Ghost Sightings From Havana
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Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
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