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These are some lies we made up about Hampton.
Aristotle has allegedly been perceived on a small number of instances before sunrise ascending out of Santa Fe Swamp covered in slime.
The phantom of a mail carrier can frequently be made out scraping out a nook in Waldo Canal Park at the stroke of midnight.
A massive cat may be spotted very often in a boat on Lake Alto burning a book.
An alien from outer space has occasionally been observed dragging a body from the cold water of Alligator Creek at midnight.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is from time to time seen in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Hampton
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Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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