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Alexander the Great was seen nosing around in mailboxes around midnight in Haines City.

A giant lamb came into sight by Lake Alice hurling bricks.

A gargantuan lizard was perceived playing a song on a harp in a Haines City apartment.

A centaur was seen in a Haines City secondary school late at night pacing the corridors.
An extremely large rhinoceros has repeatedly been seen in a mobile home in the vicinity of Haines City.

A space invader from Pluto is regularly observed at the stroke of midnight drifting down on Horse Creek.

A gargantuan mountain goat has purportedly been witnessed on many occasions trying to find a photo underneath a parked VW in a Haines City parking lot before sunrise.

Christopher Columbus can be noticed very frequently articulating into the air on the shore of Lake Ada.

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