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The ghost of a youthful woman with a cord around her neck is rumored to have been perceived on numerous instances in a secluded zone close to Gulf Hammock.
The alien pilot of a UFO may regularly be spotted throwing bricks into the flowing water at Bullfrog Creek around midnight.
A Pterodactyl may be spotted repeatedly trying to flag down cars beside a dark highway close to Gulf Hammock.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy has occasionally been noticed gazing by Calbet Slough.
An extremely large impala is occasionally spotted guzzling fuel from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Gulf Hammock.
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Ghost Sightings From Gulf Hammock
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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