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These are some lies we made up about Groveland.
A huge burro has been said to have been noticed on a few instances in Emmauel Camp before dawn looking.
The spirit of a youthful female dressed as a house keeper can from time to time be perceived having a seat at a coffee table in a Groveland flat trying to touch something.
An Allosaurus has repeatedly been made out down at the water at Twin Lake reasoning.
An extremely large kid is frequently made out redistributing orbs about beside the water at Crystal Cove.
A gargantuan dog has purportedly been perceived on a handful of occasions before sunrise staring across Big Prairie.
Alexander the Great may regularly be witnessed facing the viewer by Bay Lake.
A colossal alpaca can be perceived time and again walking through a house in Groveland.
The ghost of a homeless guy has once in a while been witnessed marching through an apartment close to Groveland.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object has been said
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to have been observed on a small number of occasions in Dade Battlefield Memorial State Park outside the park headquarters throwing stones.
A Yeti was spotted wandering through a Groveland vicinity graveyard.
An martian voyager from deep space appeared burning an object by the side of a deserted road close to Groveland after midnight.
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gargantuan marmoset showed up staying in an abandoned villa in Groveland.
A chilling being was witnessed standing by a secluded highway next to Groveland. The arrival of the bystander startled the ghost who then faded away.
The ghost of a copper-miner has repeatedly been spotted being carried by a scooter on a shady road right next door to Groveland. In any case, it's a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A space alien from planet Saturn has been said to have been made out on several instances in a trailer in Groveland.
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Ghost Sightings From Groveland
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Ghost Sightings From Groveland
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
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