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These are some lies we made up about Greenwood.
A female form is repeatedly made out trying to conceal a dead body in Baxter Bay late in the night. Any which way, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that you wouldn't want to bump into late at night.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship has allegedly been perceived on numerous occasions down beside Baltzell Spring late at night flashing a flash light.
The ghost of a guy carrying a sword may often be spotted concealing a corpse by a large boulder in Florida Caverns State Park on a dark night. Some of those who live here argue this ghost may be a distinguished days gone by inhabitant of Greenwood.
A massive coyote may be made out repeatedly fishing from the shore of Bill Glover Pond before dawn.
Alexander the Great is once in a while made out hauling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Hays Spring Run around midnight.
An alien vacationer from another solar system has been spotted on a few occasions taking a rest on a sofa in an
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apartment in the vicinity of Greenwood.
An ET from another galaxy may from time to time be noticed in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Greenwood
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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