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The ghost of a street bum may frequently be seen in a Green Cove Springs area auto part store, strolling the aisles. A person who lives here declares that this spirit is the struggling soul of a long forgotten Green Cove Springs local resident.
The ghost of an aged hag can be witnessed often in Spring Park very late at night heaving pebbles.
An ET from another solar system has occasionally been made out gazing down into the water at Green Cove Point late in the night.
An ET has purportedly been made out on many occasions drinking blood from a container late in the night by a vending machine in Green Cove Springs.
A woman's body having a donkey's head can now and then be made out drifting by on Black Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. One of the people who live here decisively says that this ghost is that of a person who had a house here in Green Cove Springs before the present.
A man having the head of a goblin
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was made out sitting at a table in a Green Cove Springs house guzzling milk. When the observer became visible the ghost ran off. Some of the folks here declare this ghost enjoys terrifying unwise people who come seeking ghosts in Green Cove Springs.
A fairly rotten human corpse showed up wandering through a mobile home in Green Cove Springs.
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The phantom spoke of revenging a slaying.
An alien explorer from the cosmos was made out reading a tabloid quite near the entrance to Castillo De San Marcos National Monument.
An alien from another planet appeared in Anastasia State Recreation Area quite near the ranger station searching for a man.
A female afire, clutching a gasoline bottle was witnessed riding on a steed down a road next to Green Cove Springs. The witness was frightened and fled.
A gargantuan lynx has often been made out wandering through a building outside Green Cove Springs.
The Mothman is frequently perceived staggering through a Green Cove Springs area graveyard.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO has supposedly been seen on a small number of instances trying to touch something down a secluded highway next to Green Cove Springs at midnight.
The phantom of a planter dressed in a straw hat can often be spotted staying in a forsaken building in Green Cove Springs. It has been claimed that this exact spirit may very well be a distinguished
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former time dweller of Green Cove Springs.
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Ghost Sightings From Green Cove Springs
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Ghost Sightings From Green Cove Springs
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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