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These are some lies we made up about Grand Ridge.
An alien from Saturn can often be made out gulping apple juice next to the water at Carpenter Pond.
An extremely large orangutan may be witnessed very often in a Grand Ridge building.
The phantom of a mail carrier has every so often been noticed struggling out of Brandy Beach Pond soaked in slime at the stroke of midnight. A local person asserts that this ghost can be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Grand Ridge many years ago.
A man's body having the head of a rat is every now and then made out looking for a person mid stream in Fallen Branch.
A huge panda has purportedly been noticed on a small number of occasions dragging a dead body across the dirt in Apalachee Wildlife Management Area on a dark night.
A space man from deep space can occasionally be distinguished appearing in a mirror.
The Ugly Duckling has frequently been spotted up on the apex of Sixteenth Hill staring.
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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