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These are some lies we made up about Grandin.
A lady's body having a bear's head is frequently distinguished in a mirror in a Grandin trailer; the spirit was solely perceptible in the mirror.
A gigantic chimpanzee can often be spotted crawling out of Ashley Prairie covered in dirty water around midnight.
The Wizard of Oz can be seen over and over again fishing from the water's edge of Lake Chipco at midnight.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has occasionally been spotted in an apartment near Grandin.
A semi rotten human corpse is every now and then spotted searching for a photo underneath a parked pickup in a Grandin parking lot at night. Either way, it indisputably is a creepy ghost that you don't want to encounter before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Grandin
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Ghost Sightings From Grandin
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
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