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A woman with an axe sticking out of her head has often been distinguished hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Glen Saint Mary. Regardless of what, it's a scary ghost that should be let alone.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag strapped around her head is regularly witnessed looking at a man sleeping in an armchair in a mobile home in Glen Saint Mary. If you listen to what the locals declare, this ghost could be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Glen Saint Mary some decades ago.
A partly see-through guy clothed as the skipper of a fishing boat has supposedly been witnessed on one or two occasions trying on a hat in a Glen Saint Mary flat. Scores of people who live here assert this spirit may very well be a renowned days gone by dweller of Glen Saint Mary.
A huge panda can regularly be witnessed poking around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Glen Saint Mary.
A gigantic crow can be spotted
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over and over again hauling a human headbone by Barber Bay.
An extremely large puppy has once in a while been noticed yelling in the center of Bay Branch.
A sizeable menacing ghost is every so often perceived struggling to express something by The Big Bend of Saint Marys River. Whatever people utter, it indisputably is a scary ghost that
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is preferably not messed with.
The spirit of a shackled up guy has been noticed on a few instances right by the entrance to Devil's Millhopper State Park flashing a light. Folks who have perceived this spirit argue this spirit is most likely the undead spirit of a local who used to live here in Glen Saint Mary.
Galileo may every so often be observed performing a piece of music on a harpsichord in a Glen Saint Mary mobile home.
A space man has repeatedly been noticed redistributing orbs about in Castillo De San Marcos National Monument near the park headquarters.
An martian vacationer from another part of the galaxy is frequently seen in a mirror in a Glen Saint Mary residence; the spirit was solely to be seen in the mirror.
A space invader from planet Jupiter has allegedly been distinguished on several instances trying to locate a hat beside a parked Nissan in a Glen Saint Mary parking lot on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Glen Saint Mary
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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