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These are some lies we made up about Georgetown.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft may sometimes be spotted struggling to deposit a cadaver in Jumping Gully Branch at midnight.
An martian voyager from another galaxy has often been witnessed screaming at the observer to stay away on the water's edge of Argenta Lake.
A giant cow is repeatedly witnessed in North Park late at night heaving bricks.
The phantom of a grower wearing a hat has been noticed on numerous instances in Beecher Run mounding stones. Several of the folks who live in this town say this ghost is the undeceased spirit of an old Georgetown resident. In any event, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that any wise person would not want to encounter.
A young-looking girl sporting a blood-splattered dress can repeatedly be witnessed in a Georgetown area auto part store, striding the aisles. Regardless of what, this is a hostile ghost that should be kept away from.
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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