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These are some lies we made up about Geneva.
The phantom of a man dressed in an army uniform appeared in the middle of Big Run heaving pieces of wood. This is one of those ghosts that is noticed very frequently in the neighborhood. If you listen to the locals, this ghost might be a celebrated past inhabitant of Geneva. Anyhow, it is certainly a terrifying phantom that is better not upset.
An extremely large bull was made out having a seat at the dining table in a Geneva house stacking bricks.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer showed up destroying a shoe by Iron Bend.
An old knight's armor lacking a person inside was witnessed trying to locate a bag beside the water at Big Gator Point. The watcher escaped after he spotted the ghost.
A fairly see-through guy clad as the captain of a liner was made out guzzling soda pop by Brickyard Slough. When the eye witness appeared the phantom ran away.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world has repeatedly been distinguished pacing
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through a mobile home in Geneva.
A space alien from planet Mars is often perceived up on Palmer-Taylor Mound reading a pamphlet.
Socrates has purportedly been perceived on a small number of occasions walking through an apartment in the vicinity of Geneva.
A big chilling ghost may often be observed weeping in Blue Springs State
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Park near the ranger station. In any event, this is an intimidating ghost that you do not want to run into at night.
An ET from outer space may be spotted repeatedly in Canaveral National Seashore by the park headquarters gazing.
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Ghost Sightings From Geneva
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Ghost Sightings From Geneva
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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