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The Loch Ness Monster can often be observed at Dead River on a dark night looking down into the water.
A woman with her left arm and left leg separated may be distinguished over and over again posting a packet at a Fruitland Park post office. People who have seen this ghost assert this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolish folks who come looking for ghosts in Fruitland Park. Regardless of what people utter, it's undoubtedly a terrifying spirit that any sound person wouldn't want to run into.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship is every so often seen in Bonaire Park very late at night reading a book.
A giant giraffe is rumored to have been noticed on one or two instances gulping unleaded from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Fruitland Park.
The ghost of a gentleman carrying a bloody spear may now and then be noticed conversing into the air as if someone in addition was in attendance. Locals here say that this ghost
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may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Fruitland Park some time ago.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet has regularly been seen on the peak of Tomato Hill at midnight looking at the panorama.
An army uniform pacing about with no body in it is frequently witnessed walking a Collie before sunrise
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on a shady Fruitland Park residential street. One thing's for certain, this spirit sure is menacing; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
The ghost of an awfully charred woman has allegedly been made out on many instances in the middle of Helena Run meditating.
A space man from another galaxy may be seen time and again attempting to dump a corpse in Black Lake late at night.
The phantom of the driver of a train has occasionally been made out peeking through trailer windows in Fruitland Park around midnight. A local argues that this phantom may be a celebrated former time inhabitant of Fruitland Park. In any case, this is an intimidating ghost that is preferably not messed with.
A sizeable menacing ogre is sometimes seen appearing creepy by Blue Springs State Park.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship is known to have been observed on many occasions watching movies in a Fruitland Park living room at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from Saturn can every so often be spotted browsing
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through garbage container on a Fruitland Park residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From Fruitland Park
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An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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