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These are some lies we made up about Frostproof.
A very large fox has been said to have been distinguished on a few occasions chucking bricks at the shore at Lake Clinch.
The ghost of a chained up female can be noticed frequently chucking bricks into the stream at Grassy Creek before dawn. Scores of folks who live here say this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolhardy folks who come looking for ghosts in Frostproof.
An ET from planet Neptune is now and then seen trying to locate a map under a parked Pontiac in a Frostproof parking lot very late at night.
An ET from space has been seen on several instances in a Frostproof area store, staggering the aisles.
An ET may sometimes be perceived seated at the kitchen counter in a Frostproof trailer searching for a shoe.
An alien voyager from another planet was perceived in Highlands Hammock State Park by the park headquarters eating a chicken drumstick.
An alien from Jupiter appeared strolling through a house in Frostproof.
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woman having the head of a demon was made out mounted on a stallion next to a highway near Frostproof. The ghost did not seem to be bothered by the eye witnesses.
A space invader from space emerged at a pay phone in Frostproof using the telephone.
A sizeable menacing beast was observed staggering through a Frostproof vicinity cemetery.
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enormous mouse has often been noticed being in an empty villa in Frostproof.
Christopher Columbus is frequently spotted standing by a wild highway close to Frostproof.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been said to have been spotted on a small number of occasions traveling on a moped on a gloomy road near Frostproof.
A gigantic mynah bird may often be observed in a Frostproof apartment.
A massive oryx may be perceived very often coming into view in a mirror.
A massive panther has every now and then been noticed sitting in a chair in a trailer near Frostproof.
An alien from planet Mars is from time to time observed in the rear seat of a Nissan by the driver observing the phantom in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
An alien from another galaxy has supposedly been made out on one or two occasions by an old man camping at a campground right next door to Frostproof.
The alien mechanic of a UFO can from time to time be observed relaxing on a sofa in a trailer in Frostproof.
A gargantuan coati has often been distinguished annihilating a box underneath a lamppost in Frostproof.
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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