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These are some lies we made up about Fountain.
An ET from Pluto can every so often be seen beside the water at Walker Bayou yelling names.
The ghost of an aged hag was witnessed in a Fountain school in the early morning hours strolling the halls. Shocked by the bystanders the spirit departed into the dark. Many local residents allege this phantom enjoys frightening people who are courageous enough to interrupt the quiet in Fountain. No matter what folks say, it's a frightening ghost that should be kept away from.
A guy with a big hole through his chest materialized in Big Bear Bay late in the night struggling to deposit a cadaver. This exact ghost has been perceived very often in this place. Locals here argue that this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying folks who come seeking ghosts in Fountain. One thing is for guaranteed, it's sure a menacing ghost that is better not disrupted.
A gentleman having the head of a goblin was spotted in a raft on Bear Pond shouting at the witness to leave. There
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have been further tales regarding this spirit in the area.
Vincent van Gogh was distinguished in the center of Bailey Branch heaving pebbles.
A huge waterbuck has repeatedly been spotted in a mirror in a Fountain trailer; the ghost was only to be seen in the mirror.
A space invader from outer space is regularly spotted in Dead Lakes State Recreation Area at the ranger station mounding rocks.
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Ghost Sightings From Fountain
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Ghost Sightings From Fountain
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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