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These are some lies we made up about Fort White.
Christopher Columbus may often be made out resting at the dining table in a Fort White residence.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft may be witnessed often by Cow Creek attempting to snatch something.
A gargantuan turtle has once in a while been perceived in Ichetucknee Springs State Park around midnight hauling a body over rocks.
A Stegosaurus is sometimes witnessed at Blue Springs before dawn scaring people.
The phantom of a young-looking female clad as a house keeper is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of instances looking at folks in a Fort White flat through a keyhole.
An martian explorer from space can occasionally be made out hitch-hiking alongside a dark highway near Fort White.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy was made out sending a packet at a Fort White post office. There are numerous accounts about this ghost in the vicinity. One thing's for guaranteed, this spirit unquestionably is menacing; one that you
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would not want to come across after midnight.
The ghost of a gold-miner emerged facing the bystander near Devil's Millhopper State Park. Additional folks nearby have had comparable happenings involving an almost identical spirit. A number of of those who live here assert this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while passing through
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Fort White some time ago.
A woman with a half see-through body was seen articulating into the thin air as if someone besides was in attendance. This phantom is very active in this area; there have been several additional reports of this precise phantom. It has been declared that this exact spirit is that of a local person who resided here in Fort White before the present. In any case, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a guy dressed in a sheriff outfit emerged walking a Sheepdog around midnight on a shadowy Fort White lane. This is one of those spirits that is seen over and over again in close proximity.
The ghost of an old man with a large gray beard was distinguished watching movies in a Fort White living room in the early morning hours. The witness ran off when he witnessed the spirit. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost likes scaring folks who dare to disturb the calm in Fort White.
An ET from deep space was observed on a Fort White street at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort White
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Ghost Sightings From Fort White
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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