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These are some lies we made up about Fort Walton Beach.
An extremely large mustang has allegedly been perceived on frequent occasions becoming visible in a bathroom mirror.
Aristotle can regularly be observed fly fishing from the water's edge of Timber Lake in the early morning hours.
An ET from another part of the galaxy may be noticed frequently late at night chasing a passing pickup on a shadowy highway in the vicinity of Fort Walton Beach.
The martian crew member of a UFO has once in a while been spotted in the rear seat of a VW by the driver spotting the ghost in his rear view mirror at night.
A gigantic ocelot is every now and then seen in Fort Walton Beach Park late in the night eating a melon.
An martian voyager from another world may occasionally be perceived sipping water mid stream in Alligator Creek.
A Velociraptor has regularly been perceived smoking a cigar down at the water at Black Point.
A space invader from Venus is repeatedly noticed trimming
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bushes in the front garden of a house in Fort Walton Beach.
The phantom of a guy sporting a police outfit has purportedly been witnessed on frequent instances by an old man hunting in a forest in close proximity to Fort Walton Beach.
The spirit of an aged gentleman with a large white beard may be witnessed very often gripping a human
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headbone in Conecuh National Forests quite near the ranger station.
A very large crow has every now and then been witnessed resting on a stool in a residence in Fort Walton Beach.
The spirit of a man having on a soldier's uniform is rumored to have been perceived on numerous occasions attempting to state something next to a streetlight in Fort Walton Beach.
A woman with a knife sticking out of her head may once in a while be witnessed marching from building to building at night on a Fort Walton Beach avenue.
A space alien from space was seen seated at a table in a Fort Walton Beach house.
A colossal jaguar came into view gazing at folks in a Fort Walton Beach residence through a keyhole.
An armor from the middle ages lacking a person inside was witnessed in a deserted neighborhood near Fort Walton Beach. The phantom was consumed by the air after being perceived.
A half see-through gentleman clothed as the skipper of a oil tanker showed up trying to flag down cars beside a shady highway near
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Fort Walton Beach. When witnessed the phantom came up to the witness who then ran off. Scores of folks who live here argue this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Fort Walton Beach some decades ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Walton Beach
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Walton Beach
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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