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These are some lies we made up about Fort Meade.
A woman with a sea-green face was seen sipping gasoline from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Fort Meade. The phantom spoke of avenging a homicide.
Alexander the Great showed up surveying the surroundings from the pinnacle of Sand Mountain at night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from space was observed in a wooden boat on Lake Henry smoking a pipe.
A gigantic quagga became visible floating by on Barber Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a mailman was observed walking a Poodle at midnight on a dark Fort Meade residential road. The observer got freaked out and escaped.
A guy's body with the head of a pig has regularly been made out peeping through building windows in Fort Meade before sunrise. A number of of those who live here argue this ghost is the stressed soul of a long departed Fort Meade local resident.
A huge aoudad is often spotted rummaging around in garbage cans on a Fort Meade street.
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Dracula is known to have been perceived on several occasions looking in Highlands Hammock State Park by the ranger station.
An ET from another galaxy may often be perceived hovering in the air like a balloon in Fort Meade.
A womanly character can be perceived very often in a shoe store in the Fort Meade neighborhood. If you listen to
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the residents, this spirit is that of a local person who settled here in Fort Meade many years ago. One thing's for certain, it's undeniably a chilling spirit that is better not messed with.
A huge roebuck is every now and then noticed trying on a shirt in a Fort Meade building.
The spirit of a lady with a word etched into her cheek has allegedly been made out on many occasions ascending out of a storm drain on a Fort Meade lane at midnight.
A space man may every so often be noticed playing a piece of music on a flute in a Fort Meade house.
An alien voyager from deep space has frequently been made out in a Fort Meade secondary school before sunrise marching the halls.
The ghost of a female with a stiletto in her chest is repeatedly distinguished in a home close to Fort Meade. If you listen to what the people who live here say, this ghost enjoys frightening foolish folks who are brave enough to disrupt the peace in Fort Meade.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Meade
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Meade
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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