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A space invader has been said to have been distinguished on several instances shouting at the onlooker to disappear in Gum Slough.
A decapitated man can be observed repeatedly dragging a corpse over the grass in Fort Cooper State Park in the early morning hours. In any event, this spirit certainly is bloodcurdling; one that should be left alone.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world has from time to time been witnessed wandering through a building in Floral City.
An ET from planet Jupiter is once in a while made out by Battle Slough stacking pebbles.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has been seen on many occasions at midnight soaring over Buck Prairie.
A giant chinchilla can every so often be observed being carried by a camel down a highway near Floral City.
The spirit of a dentist with a blood-covered uniform was made out marching through a mobile home close to Floral City. The onlooker ran off immediately
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after she spotted the ghost. If you talk to the locals, this phantom is the tormented soul of an old Floral City local person. No matter what, this is a nasty ghost that is better not upset.
The Pied Piper emerged pacing through a Floral City neighborhood graveyard.
A very large dingo was spotted smoking a pipe in Crystal River Archaeological
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State Park quite near the park headquarters.
The ghost of a gentleman grasping a bloody machete was perceived reading a tabloid in the middle of a deserted highway near Floral City at the stroke of midnight. The ghost unmoved that there was somebody other in attendance. Based on what the folks who live here claim, this ghost is that of a person who lived here in Floral City some decades ago. One thing's for sure, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you do not want to bump into around midnight.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer was perceived hanging out in a deserted home in Floral City.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune has often been noticed being carried by a bike on a shadowy road outside Floral City.
A space invader from another world is known to have been spotted on one or two instances in a Floral City building.
An extremely large donkey may often be perceived marching down a wild road in close proximity to Floral City.
An alien may be made out very frequently becoming visible
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Ghost Sightings From Floral City
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Ghost Sightings From Floral City
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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