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These are some lies we made up about Florahome.
An alien from planet Jupiter may be witnessed frequently trying to locate a picture after midnight by a road sign in Florahome.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is every now and then noticed gulping milk by Goodson Prairie.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of instances at Devils Den Creek around midnight tossing stones into the current.
A female with a bottle-green face was made out in Mike Roess Gold Head Branch State Park on a dark night pulling a corpse through some bushes. When perceived the spirit approached the bystander who then escaped.
An alien came into view having a seat at a table in a Florahome mobile home reading a magazine.
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Ghost Sightings From Florahome
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Ghost Sightings From Florahome
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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