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These are some lies we made up about Eustis.
An alien from another part of the galaxy appeared late at night gazing over Eustis Meadows.
A Seismosaurus was perceived heaving boulders into the flowing water at Wolf Branch on a dark night.
A space alien appeared going wild in Sunset Valley very late at night.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO was observed in Donnelly Park in the early morning hours hiding a corpse by a large boulder.
The ghost of a down-and-out gentleman was spotted peeping through mobile home windows in Eustis very late at night. Several folks around here have had similar events with a quite similar ghost. One of the folks who live here determinedly alleges that this spirit gets pleasure from scaring unwise people who come trying to find spirits in Eustis. In any case, it undoubtedly is a terrifying ghost that is better not interrupted.
A gargantuan chinchilla has frequently been spotted going through trash container on a Eustis residential street.
An martian
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vacationer from the cosmos is often spotted on a Eustis avenue around midnight.
A frightening being has been distinguished on numerous occasions by the shore at Lake Beauclair drinking water. A number of folks declare this spirit may be the soul of a local person who died here in Eustis in the past.
Thumbelina may frequently be witnessed
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struggling out of Black Water Swamp drenched in dirty water in the early morning hours.
An alien from space may be distinguished time and again floating in the air like a blimp in Eustis.
The ghost of a silver-miner has once in a while been distinguished in a shoe store in the Eustis area. Regardless of what, this is an unfriendly ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter on a dark night.
A gargantuan warthog is occasionally perceived screaming at the entrance to Blue Springs State Park.
A woman with a partly transparent body has purportedly been observed on frequent instances trying on a shirt in a Eustis mobile home.
An extremely large raccoon has repeatedly been seen struggling to say something in Canaveral National Seashore by the ranger station.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has been noticed on one or two occasions nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Eustis.
A minotaur can regularly be distinguished playing a melody on a flute in a Eustis
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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