Elkton

 
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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was distinguished on the highest spot of Squirrel Hill around midnight viewing the view.

A space alien from planet Jupiter came into view staggering from mobile home to mobile home late at night on an Elkton residential street.

A space invader from outer space was observed hauling a dead body from the ice cold water of Cracker Branch on a dark night.
    
A massive elk was seen going through the refrigerator in the kitchen of an Elkton house at midnight.

The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft has regularly been spotted scrambling out of Big Fish Tail Swamp soaked in slime at midnight.

 

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