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A space invader has every now and then been noticed smoking a cigar next to Ponce de Leon Springs at night.
The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object is sometimes noticed in De Leon Springs State Park late in the night pulling a corpse over the grass.
A fantastically scary ghost is known to have been observed on one or two instances by Deep Creek searching for a man.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy can every so often be observed sniveling in the early morning hours before sunrise on a sidewalk in De Leon Springs.
A giant duckbill has often been seen pacing through a trailer in De Leon Springs.
An extremely large dromedary is frequently observed being carried by a llama next to a highway near De Leon Springs.
An ET from planet Jupiter has been said to have been noticed on a handful of occasions striding through a trailer close to De Leon Springs.
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Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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