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These are some lies we made up about Day.
A colossal wolverine can repeatedly be witnessed by Grassy Pond throwing pieces of wood.
A very large colt may be made out time and again in the middle of Bethel Creek mounding boulders.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO is sometimes perceived down near Blue Spring before dawn annihilating a picture.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from deep space has been observed on several occasions beside the water's edge at Tenmile Pond guzzling blood from a mug.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto may once in a while be noticed striding through a mobile home near Day.
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Ghost Sightings From Day
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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