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These are some lies we made up about Davenport.
An ET has every so often been observed taking a rest at the dining table in a Davenport apartment scaring folks.
The phantom of a gentleman having on armed forces attire is every now and then distinguished fishing from the water's edge of Bonnet Lake around midnight. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost can be the soul of a local who died here in Davenport in the past. Whatever people verbalize, this phantom unquestionably is frightening; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
The alien technician of a UFO is rumored to have been observed on a handful of instances being carried by a donkey beside a road in close proximity to Davenport.
A medieval knight's armor devoid of a person inside may now and then be made out by Davenport Creek staring furiously at the watcher. Based on what the folks who live here allege, this phantom is probably the struggling phantom of a resident who used to reside here in Davenport. One thing's for
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sure, this is a nasty ghost that should be left alone.
An ET from the Moon has often been witnessed in a phone booth in Davenport using the phone.
A partly see-through man clad as the captain of a freight ship is regularly distinguished marching through a Davenport vicinity graveyard. In any case, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that
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you wouldn't want to bump into after midnight.
Ferdinand Magellan has purportedly been seen on a small number of occasions by Reedy Creek Swamp digging a crater.
A very large oryx may be perceived over and over again spending time in an empty home in Davenport.
A space alien from the cosmos has every now and then been perceived destroying a picture by the entrance to Lake Kissimmee State Park.
A space invader is from time to time distinguished slurping blood from a glass near the entrance to Canaveral National Seashore.
A Pterodactyl can occasionally be witnessed traveling on a motorbike on a murky road next to Davenport.
A massive hippopotamus was perceived in a building in Davenport.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space was made out in a Davenport trailer.
A large scary spirit was spotted wandering in the middle of a deserted road near Davenport. When the eye witness appeared the phantom escaped.
An ET from another world was spotted appearing in a washroom mirror.
The phantom
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of a tied up man has often been spotted seated on a stool in an apartment in the neighborhood of Davenport.
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Ghost Sightings From Davenport
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The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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