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These are some lies we made up about Dania.
An martian voyager from another solar system may every now and then be witnessed sniveling next to a streetlight in Dania.
A gargantuan elk has often been perceived looking at Turning Basin before sunrise.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack holding a big axe is repeatedly noticed heaving rocks into Cliff Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise. Some people assert this ghost could be a celebrated past inhabitant of Dania.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos is known to have been distinguished on a small number of instances searching through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Dania trailer before dawn.
A space alien may repeatedly be distinguished by Tarpon Bend contemplating.
A chilling skeleton may be witnessed over and over again gazing down into the water at Burnham Point very late at night. It's been claimed that this precise spirit is perhaps the undeceased spirit of a local resident who used to have a house here in Dania.
An extraterrestrial
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traveler from deep space is occasionally distinguished resting at a coffee table in a Dania flat.
A space invader from planet Mars has purportedly been seen on one or two instances flinging pieces of wood into the stream at Middle River at night.
A glow-in-the-dark human character can occasionally be spotted in a wild area in the neighborhood
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of Dania. In any event, this is a hostile ghost that is better not interrupted.
A space alien from another galaxy was distinguished by Seminole Lake screaming at the bystander to go away.
A space man came into view at Fort Lauderdale Beach taking a moonlight-hour dip.
The phantom of a youthful man in a rain coat was made out stacking stones in Andover Park after midnight. The witness ran away right after he spotted the spirit. No matter what, it is in all certainty a frightening ghost that you don't want to run into on a dark night.
An extremely large anteater was seen hitch-hiking along a dark road near Dania.
The Loch Ness Monster has regularly been perceived seeking a bag in Big Cypress National Preserve at the park headquarters.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO is frequently noticed in Bill Baggs Cape Florida State Park quite near the ranger station gobbling a steak.
An alien voyager from outer space may regularly be distinguished posting a packet at a Dania post office.
A headless gentleman
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may be seen over and over again sipping gas from a gas pump at a refueling station in Dania. According to what the people who live here claim, this spirit is the tormented spirit of a long gone Dania resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Dania
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Ghost Sightings From Dania
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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