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These are some lies we made up about Dade City.
A gentleman with a knife in his head may once in a while be spotted relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Dade City apartment verbalizing into the night. A person who lives here says that this spirit can be the soul of a local who died here in Dade City many years ago.
A guy's body having the head of a rat has regularly been noticed wandering through a mobile home in Dade City.
A womanly person has purportedly been made out on several instances at the stroke of midnight creeping out of Buttonwood Lake drenched in mud. One of the locals steadfastly says that this ghost is probably the tormented ghost of a local person who used to reside here in Dade City.
The phantom of a man clutching a sword may regularly be seen weeping near the water at Lake Iola.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her eye sockets can be spotted repeatedly hiding a cadaver by a large rock in Peterson Park after midnight. A number of of the folks here argue this ghost is
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the undeparted spirit of an old Dade City local. Regardless of what, it's undoubtedly a scary spirit that should be let alone.
The spirit of a female with a dagger in her back has every now and then been perceived up on the apex of Hickory Hill struggling to grasp something. No matter what folks verbalize, this is an unfriendly ghost that you
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do not want to encounter at night.
An ET from Jupiter is occasionally spotted being carried by a mule down a road close to Dade City.
Vasco da Gama is rumored to have been made out on a handful of instances terrifying folks in the middle of Bayou Branch.
A woman having the head of a goblin can sometimes be distinguished marching through a trailer near Dade City.
An ET from another planet was noticed looking bloodcurdling in Dade Battlefield Memorial State Park by the ranger station.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object materialized in a phone booth in Dade City using the phone.
A huge dromedary was seen staggering through a Dade City neighborhood cemetery.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system came into sight staying in a deserted house in Dade City.
The ghost of a guy having half his head gone was spotted being carried by a scooter on a dark road in the vicinity of Dade City. The observer escaped immediately after she saw the ghost. One thing's for sure, it's
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without a doubt a chilling spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Dade City
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Ghost Sightings From Dade City
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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