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These are some lies we made up about Crystal River.
A space invader from Jupiter can repeatedly be spotted looking at the water by Inglis Dam after midnight.
The phantom of a lady with a dagger in her neck may be noticed time and again in Crystal River Archaeological State Park at the park headquarters turning toward the eye witness. Locals here declare that this spirit is that of a local person who had a house here in Crystal River some decades ago.
An extraterrestrial from another world is from time to time seen yelling at the observer to be off down near the water at Bagley Cove.
A space man is known to have been witnessed on several occasions in Crystal River Historic Memorial at night tossing pieces of wood.
The ghost of a bound up female may sometimes be noticed before dawn sprinting after a passing car on a shady road in the vicinity of Crystal River. One of the local residents decisively asserts that this ghost enjoys frightening foolhardy people who come seeking ghosts in Crystal
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River. One thing is for certain, it's undoubtedly a bloodcurdling ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to meet.
A lady having the head of a demon was perceived in Coon Gap at midnight trying to hide a corpse. This phantom is extremely active in this neighborhood; there have been a few additional sightings of this specific phantom.
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extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO appeared in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver observing the phantom in his rear view mirror before dawn.
An ET from planet Pluto was perceived glugging down water from Crystal Spring at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan doe came into sight at Cedar Creek after midnight heaving stones into the current.
A space invader from another solar system was observed trimming bushes in the front garden of a mobile home in Crystal River.
Galileo was seen at Fort Island Beach at night looking at the waves by the shore.
The alien pilot of a UFO has frequently been spotted by a person canoeing in a river in the neighborhood of Crystal River.
The phantom of a gentleman having half his head not there has supposedly been made out on numerous occasions taking a rest in a beanbag in a mobile home in Crystal River. In any case, this is a hostile ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An ET from planet Mercury may frequently be spotted staring beneath a streetlamp in
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Ghost Sightings From Crystal River
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Ghost Sightings From Crystal River
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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