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These are some lies we made up about Cross City.
The ghost of a gentleman clutching a blood-covered sword can once in a while be witnessed staggering from apartment to apartment late in the night on a Cross City lane.
The spirit of a civil war soldier was noticed rummaging around in a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Cross City flat before sunrise. The ghost didn't mind that there was somebody other near.
A giant orangutan was seen pulling a dead body over rocks in Steinhatchee Wildlife Management Area at the stroke of midnight.
An martian vacationer from another world was noticed floating down on Brushy Creek before sunrise.
The ghost of a guy having a pentagram etched into his head was noticed staring across Fish Prairie before dawn. When the watcher came into view the spirit ran off. In any case, this is an unfriendly phantom that any rational person would not want to meet.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has repeatedly been observed struggling to conceal a dead body
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in Long Prairie in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of an awfully mangled huntsman pulling a dead bear is regularly witnessed looking at folks in a Cross City residence through a peephole. No matter what, it without a doubt is a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Cross City
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Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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