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These are some lies we made up about Crestview.
An alien from another part of the galaxy is often spotted searching for another ghost in Twin Hills Park late in the night.
A guy that transformed into a vampire may repeatedly be perceived at a pay phone in Crestview talking on the phone. One thing is for guaranteed, it is in all certainty a bloodcurdling phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A gargantuan baboon can be spotted repeatedly pacing through a Crestview area churchyard.
The phantom of a pregnant female has now and then been spotted attempting to verbalize something alongside a deserted road close to Crestview before sunrise.
A big chilling ogre is now and then distinguished attempting to snatch something in Deer Head very late at night.
A very large snake has been spotted on a small number of instances twinkling a flash light by Baggett Creek.
A colossal capybara may now and then be observed by Rattlesnake Bluff reflecting.
A decapitated guy has repeatedly
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been distinguished being in an empty manor in Crestview. Folks here who have distinguished this spirit argue this spirit is the undeceased soul of an old Crestview resident. In any event, this ghost sure is terrifying; one that is better not messed with.
Aristotle is repeatedly made out at the entrance to Conecuh National Forests calling out
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people's names.
A colossal cat can regularly be noticed standing by a deserted highway in the vicinity of Crestview.
The phantom of a doctor with a blood-covered uniform may be observed frequently in an apartment in Crestview. Whatever people state, this is an intimidating ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet after midnight.
A dinosaur has from time to time been seen in a Crestview flat.
The martian technician of an unidentified flying object is sometimes seen wandering alongside a deserted highway right next door to Crestview.
A space alien from planet Venus has allegedly been seen on numerous instances seated in an armchair in a residence in the neighborhood of Crestview.
An enormous chimpanzee can every so often be spotted in the backseat of a Ford by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror before dawn.
A space man from the cosmos was distinguished pulling up weeds in the side yard of a mobile home in Crestview.
A lady with her left arm and left leg sliced off came into
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view relaxing on a stool in a home in Crestview. The appearance of the bystander alarmed the ghost who then faded away.
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Ghost Sightings From Crestview
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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