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These are some lies we made up about Crawfordville.
A colossal toad may sometimes be witnessed trying to locate a book beneath a parked vehicle in a Crawfordville parking lot at night.
A guy that turned into a vampire was observed in Edward Ball Wakulla Springs State Park in the early morning hours hauling a cadaver through some bushes. The viewer became frightened and escaped.
A massive warthog came into sight shouting at the observer to leave mid stream in Big Boggy Branch.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another galaxy was made out in a Crawfordville area store, marching the aisles.
Plato came into sight at night glancing over Blue Sink.
A very large rabbit was made out guzzling blood from a mug by Allround Point.
A space man from the cosmos is frequently seen munching on a sandwich down beside Newport Spring around midnight.
A shining human shape has been made out on numerous instances smoking a cigar by the water at Fourmile Point.
An extraterrestrial may be perceived
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very often articulating into the thin air late at night on a park bench in Crawfordville.
The spirit of a pregnant woman is every now and then perceived seated at the kitchen counter in a Crawfordville house reading a tabloid.
Bigfoot has supposedly been distinguished on frequent occasions striding through a building in Crawfordville.
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martian pilot of an alien spaceship can occasionally be distinguished grasping a cranium in Alfred B. Maclay Gardens State Park outside the park headquarters.
The spirit of a youthful gentleman having on a denim jacket has repeatedly been perceived staggering through a residence right next door to Crawfordville.
A headless guy is repeatedly distinguished at a coin operated phone in Crawfordville using the telephone. It's been asserted that this exact spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Crawfordville a long time ago. Regardless of what folks express, it in all certainty is a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been noticed on a handful of occasions walking through a Crawfordville area graveyard.
An alien from planet Jupiter can be made out frequently thinking by a desolate road right next door to Crawfordville late at night.
A gargantuan salamander has sometimes been observed standing by a desolate
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road close to Crawfordville.
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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