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These are some lies we made up about Cottondale.
A female with a moderately see-through body appeared raking leaves in the back yard of a trailer in Cottondale. The ghost was swallowed by the night after being noticed.
A Chupacabra was distinguished gazing down into the water at Old Brooks Bay at the stroke of midnight.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has often been spotted scrambling out of Bear Pond covered in filth very late at night.
An alien traveler from space is repeatedly distinguished fly fishing from the water's edge of Bachelor Pond before dawn.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is known to have been observed on a handful of instances having a seat on a couch in a trailer in Cottondale. One of the locals decisively declares that this spirit may be the soul of a resident who died here in Cottondale before the present. One thing is for certain, it's a frightening ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into before dawn.
An extraterrestrial
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from deep space may frequently be observed laundering a blood-covered pillow in Cave Spring after midnight.
A gigantic roebuck may be seen very frequently floating by on Gilberts Mill Creek on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Cottondale
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Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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