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These are some lies we made up about Cortez.
The ghost of a copper-miner can repeatedly be distinguished walking a Great Dane around midnight on a murky Cortez road.
The spirit of a gentleman clothed as a plumber may be spotted often by Bishops Bayou grasping a cranium.
An ET from the Moon is every now and then witnessed at Manatee County Beach going for a dark-hour bath.
An enormous parakeet has allegedly been made out on frequent occasions peeping through trailer windows in Cortez on a dark night.
A female with a moderately transparent body can every now and then be witnessed rummaging around in garbage cans on a Cortez lane. Residents say that this ghost likes frightening folks who come looking for ghosts in Cortez.
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Ghost Sightings From Cortez
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Ghost Sightings From Cortez
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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