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These are some lies we made up about Copeland.
A space man from another part of the galaxy may be distinguished frequently scrambling out of Deep Lake Strand covered in filth at the stroke of midnight.
A youthful girl sporting a blood-splattered dress has once in a while been observed at midnight staring across Copeland Prairie.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship has purportedly been distinguished on a few instances in Fakahatchee Strand Preserve State Park at the stroke of midnight stacking pieces of wood.
An martian explorer from the cosmos can now and then be seen glugging down blood from a cup down beside the water at Ferguson Bay.
A gargantuan mandrill has regularly been seen in a sail boat on Lake Placid seeking a photo.
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Ghost Sightings From Copeland
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Ghost Sightings From Copeland
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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