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These are some lies we made up about Coleman.
A partly rotten human corpse has allegedly been witnessed on one or two occasions gazing down into the water at Old Store Bayou late in the night. It's been alleged that this particular ghost is the struggling soul of a long dead Coleman resident. In any case, it's a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of a farmer sporting a worn hat may regularly be distinguished on the shore of Beltons Millpond drinking blood from a glass. According to what the people who live here declare, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Coleman before the present.
A gargantuan crocodile has every now and then been perceived trying to locate a box next to a parked Nissan in a Coleman parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
A youthful girl dressed in a blood-covered wedding dress is once in a while witnessed in a Coleman area clothing store, pacing the aisles. Residents here who have spotted this ghost say this ghost
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likes startling foolish folks who have the nerve to disturb the quiet in Coleman.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship has supposedly been perceived on a small number of occasions smoking a pipe at night by a road sign in Coleman.
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Ghost Sightings From Coleman
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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