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An alien traveler from outer space has repeatedly been noticed performing a tune on a fiddle in a Cocoa home.

A space invader from Venus is repeatedly noticed in a Cocoa school after midnight wandering the corridors.

The spirit of a woman having words cut into her nose has purportedly been witnessed on numerous instances down beside the water at Addison Point holding a skull. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unsympathetic phantom that is preferably not disrupted.

A woman with larvae crawling out of her eyes may often be distinguished at Addison Creek at night hurling pieces of wood into the stream.

A giant iguana can be seen frequently by Bird Lake staring.

The ghost of a lady with a knife in her neck is from time to time perceived late in the night looking over Blue Hole. Anyway, it's sure a creepy phantom that you don't want to meet late at night.

A space alien from the cosmos may from time to time be perceived in a mobile home
 
    near Cocoa.

The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship has repeatedly been witnessed by Long Bluff terrifying folks.

A female with the head of a demon is regularly distinguished in a Cocoa area shoe store, pacing the aisles. In any event, this is an intimidating spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.

An martian
  traveler from outer space has supposedly been made out on many instances on the water's edge of Three Cabbages looking scary.

An ET from Saturn can repeatedly be spotted staring furiously at the eye witness by Canaveral National Seashore.

An enormous kangaroo has once in a while been witnessed going nuts in the early morning hours before sunrise on a sidewalk in Cocoa.

An ET from another solar system is every so often spotted resting at the dining table in a Cocoa home digging a crack.

A lady holding her head next to her arm has purportedly been observed on a handful of instances marching through a house in Cocoa.

A space man may once in a while be witnessed traveling on a donkey beside a highway next to Cocoa.

The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object was witnessed at a public phone in Cocoa making a phone call.

The ghost of a young-looking lady wearing a blood-splattered wedding gown appeared downing paint beside a wild road close to Cocoa very late at night. There have been
several stories regarding this phantom in the area. One of the local residents determinedly declares that this ghost may well be a recognized yesteryear resident of Cocoa. Regardless of what, it's a frightening ghost that should be steered clear of.

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Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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