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These are some lies we made up about Clewiston.
A chilling skeleton has allegedly been perceived on many occasions staying in a deserted home in Clewiston.
A fluorescent human shape can from time to time be noticed in Sugarland Park before dawn attempting to seize something.
The ghost of a pregnant lady was noticed standing by a wild highway in the neighborhood of Clewiston. There have been further testimonies about this ghost in the area.
An enormous mongoose emerged startling people next to the water at Coot Bay.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft was witnessed pushing orbs about up on Maple Mound.
An alien from planet Saturn showed up in an apartment in Clewiston.
An ET from space was spotted near the entrance to Big Cypress National Preserve appearing creepy.
The spirit of a young-looking guy in a coat was noticed in a Clewiston mobile home. Further sightings of this ghost have been described.
A beheaded man has frequently been seen wandering next
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to a desolate highway near Clewiston. Locals who have noticed this phantom claim this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Clewiston some time ago. Well, it's without a doubt a scary ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A big chilling giant is regularly perceived emerging in a restroom mirror.
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phantom of a nurse with a blood-covered uniform has been said to have been distinguished on a few instances having a seat in an armchair in a residence in the vicinity of Clewiston.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship may regularly be made out around midnight rushing after a passing Pontiac on a dark road in the neighborhood of Clewiston.
An enormous beaver may be made out time and again in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver catching a sight of the phantom in her rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight.
An martian vacationer from space has now and then been noticed by a guy canoeing in a river near Clewiston.
The ghost of a guy grasping a bloody knife is every so often seen relaxing on a bench in a house in Clewiston.
A giant capybara is rumored to have been spotted on frequent instances reading a magazine next to a streetlamp in Clewiston.
Julius Ceasar can from time to time be seen pacing from flat to flat at the stroke of midnight on a Clewiston residential street.
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gigantic hare has repeatedly been witnessed sitting at the kitchen counter in a Clewiston trailer.
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Ghost Sightings From Clewiston
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Ghost Sightings From Clewiston
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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