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These are some lies we made up about Clermont.
An ET is now and then noticed in a Clermont mobile home.
A giant opossum has been noticed on a handful of instances coming into sight in a closet mirror.
A glow-in-the-dark human character can every so often be observed flinging stones into Lake Sunnyside at night. If you listen to what the local residents argue, this ghost is the stressed spirit of an old Clermont resident. Whichever way, this ghost certainly is chilling; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship is repeatedly perceived taking a rest on a stool in a house in the vicinity of Clermont.
An extraterrestrial explorer from space is known to have been made out on a handful of occasions down near the water at Crystal Cove weeping.
A space man from planet Mars may often be distinguished heaving bricks into the current at Big Creek at midnight.
A Brachiosaurus can be witnessed over and over again attempting to say something beside
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Apopka Springs around midnight.
A huge panda has now and then been noticed climbing out of Mill Stream Swamp covered in slime on a dark night.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is from time to time perceived scaring people in Emmauel Camp before dawn.
Cinderella has been distinguished on a few instances in the rear seat
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of a Chevy by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror before sunrise.
A huge cow can every so often be noticed pulling up weeds in the front garden of a building in Clermont.
An ET was spotted appearing scary at the entrance to Blue Springs State Park.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart came into view right by Canaveral National Seashore turning toward the bystander.
The spirit of a youthful guy dressed in a coat was observed by an old woman hiking along a trail near Clermont. This ghost is fantastically active in this neighborhood; there have been frequent other stories of this exact ghost. Scores of locals claim this ghost is that of a local person who settled here in Clermont a long time ago. In any event, this is an intimidating ghost that is rather not disturbed.
An alien voyager from another part of the galaxy became visible relaxing in an armchair in a residence in Clermont.
A huge alligator was distinguished tossing pebbles beside a streetlight in Clermont.
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Jupiter was observed pacing from apartment to apartment late in the night on a Clermont residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From Clermont
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Ghost Sightings From Clermont
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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