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These are some lies we made up about Clearwater Beach.
A Stegosaurus appeared in a Clearwater Beach highschool before sunrise staggering the halls.
An enormous wombat was perceived in a mirror in a Clearwater Beach trailer; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror.
A space invader from another solar system was distinguished hiding a body by a sizeable boulder in Bay Front Park at midnight.
A female without a head has frequently been witnessed trying to find an object beneath a parked car in a Clearwater Beach parking lot before sunrise. Several of the folks who live here claim this phantom is the stressed spirit of a long departed Clearwater Beach local resident.
A man lacking a head is frequently noticed drinking water down at the water at Hobart Lake. It's been asserted that this specific ghost is that of a resident who had a home here in Clearwater Beach some decades ago.
An extremely bloodcurdling ghost can repeatedly be distinguished floating down Cedar Creek before sunrise.
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huge parrot has sometimes been observed conversing into the thin air at midnight on a lawn in Clearwater Beach.
The Wizard of Oz is now and then witnessed at Dunedin Beach reading a newsletter.
An enormous deer is rumored to have been perceived on frequent occasions seeking something by the water at Burghstream Point.
A giant rabbit
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may now and then be noticed in Brooker Creek very late at night struggling to hide a corpse.
The Mothman has often been observed in Anclote Key State Preserve outside the park headquarters yelling.
A gigantic mink is often seen seated at a table in a Clearwater Beach trailer staring.
The martian pilot of a UFO has been noticed on numerous occasions riding on a pony by a highway close to Clearwater Beach.
The spirit of an old lady clutching a gun may be made out over and over again walking through a house in the vicinity of Clearwater Beach. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost loves scaring foolish folks who come trying to find ghosts in Clearwater Beach.
An martian vacationer from another planet has occasionally been spotted staggering through a Clearwater Beach vicinity churchyard.
A sizeable frightening monster is sometimes witnessed looking menacing by a wild highway close to Clearwater Beach before dawn.
The ghost of a flight attendant has supposedly been spotted on
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a few occasions standing by a desolate highway in close proximity to Clearwater Beach. Many people who live here assert this ghost can be the soul of a resident who died here in Clearwater Beach long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Clearwater Beach
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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