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These are some lies we made up about Clearwater.
A glow-in-the-dark human person appeared pulling a dead body across the dirt in Bay Front Park before dawn. When perceived the ghost came near the witness who then ran away. According to what the people who live here allege, this ghost may be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Clearwater some decades ago.
The ghost of a youthful man having on a denim jacket was distinguished rummaging around in a bookshelf in the living room of a Clearwater flat after midnight. This specific ghost has been seen frequently in this spot. Folks here who have spotted this spirit claim this spirit may be a celebrated days gone by inhabitant of Clearwater. Whatever people express, it's undoubtedly a bloodcurdling spirit that is preferably not upset.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was witnessed sitting at a table in a Clearwater home.
A decapitated man has repeatedly been perceived in a wild place in the neighborhood
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of Clearwater.
An martian traveler from another solar system is repeatedly distinguished at Church Creek Point at midnight gazing down into the water.
A woman with her head and left arm and right leg removed can regularly be spotted smoking a cigar in the center of Allen Creek.
A huge frog may be observed very often at night creeping
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out of Seven Mouth Creek soaked in filth.
A space alien from planet Saturn is occasionally perceived hitch-hiking by the side of a gloomy road in the vicinity of Clearwater.
The ghost of a man holding a bloody spear has allegedly been observed on a handful of instances on the shore of Alligator Lake clutching a human cranium. A person who lives here says that this spirit is probably the undead spirit of a local resident who used to reside here in Clearwater.
A very large mink can now and then be noticed weeping quite near Anclote Key State Preserve.
The ghost of a civil war combatant is regularly spotted sending a packet at a Clearwater post office. One thing is for sure, this ghost undoubtedly is chilling; one that you wouldn't want to come across in the early morning hours.
A colossal moose is rumored to have been witnessed on numerous occasions talking into the thin air as if somebody besides was there.
A space invader from outer space can often be perceived looking through residence windows in
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Clearwater in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Clearwater
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A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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