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An enormous ram is occasionally observed before dawn marveling at Cedar Bluff.
A very large aardvark has purportedly been made out on a handful of occasions by Arron Bay yelling.
A scary being was distinguished trying to say something in the middle of Bailey Branch. The onlooker became frightened and ran off. A local resident alleges that this ghost enjoys startling foolish people who come seeking ghosts in Clarksville.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy emerged attempting to grip something in Buck Head on a dark night.
The phantom of a steel-miner was spotted in the rear seat of a car by the driver noticing the phantom in her rear view mirror very late at night. The ghost greeted the viewer.
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Ghost Sightings From Clarksville
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Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
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