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These are some lies we made up about Citra.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has been said to have been made out on several occasions by Black Sink Prairie trying to grasp something.
A Plateosaurus was distinguished on the shore of Mallard Lake reasoning.
The ghost of a plane pilot came into view striding through a residence outside Citra. The spirit unmoved that there was somebody else present.
A very large colt was observed hiding a cadaver by a big boulder in Heagy Burry Park on a dark night.
Snow White showed up at a coin operated phone in Citra talking on the telephone.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer was seen walking through a Citra area burial ground.
An extremely large doe was seen hanging out in an empty mansion in Citra.
Genghis Khan has frequently been noticed yelling at the observer to leave in Devil's Millhopper State Park at the ranger station.
A giant lamb is regularly perceived going mad quite near the entrance to Castillo De San
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Marcos National Monument.
The menacing ghost of a Gaul has been made out on one or two occasions mounted on a bike on a shadowy highway in the vicinity of Citra.
A man that shape-shifted into a vampire may often be noticed in a trailer in Citra. Lots of locals say this ghost loves frightening unwise people who come looking for ghosts
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in Citra. Nevertheless, it is in all certainty a frightening phantom that is better not upset.
An enormous reindeer can be observed very frequently in a Citra trailer.
An alien from Venus has now and then been seen wandering in the middle of a desolate road near Citra.
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Ghost Sightings From Citra
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Ghost Sightings From Citra
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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